lift and shine!

Every day I have decided to purge my stuff so when I'm finished with this nonsense I will at least have a cleaner house. So, this morning I am looking at my bathroom closet and realized that I have an entire basket filled with the saddest bottles I've ever seen:

Lift and Shine

Smooth away tangles

Curl scrunching gel

Curl enhancing conditioner

Mousse coiffante

Hair Healer

Root Lifting Spray

Prevent Split Ends

No Frizz

Protective Volumizing Mousse

Bumble and Bumble Straightener

Anti-Fade

Glisten

Do I need to go on? There is tress-mourning this morning.