Fifty Shades of Dreck...

I am flabbergasted that this book is doing so well. I should have added terrible writing and Captain Crunch cereal box sex to my book and people would be clamoring to buy it. FSOG reminds me of Twilight... which I couldn't even get through. I made the mistake of getting the audio version of Fifty Shades which is so bad that it is difficult to finish. This writer was inspired by the Twilight series. What a shocker there. 


(Hold the phone... I'm having a nice moment to myself... )

Oh my. Am I (perchance) a decent writer?

Maybe. 


Compared to this ever so popular, best-selling dreck?

I'm stinkin' Hemingway. 

Look inside? (uh) Maybe not.