Every four years...

Such an honor to carry the Dustbuster for her team; she is the second woman to ever compete, and is 11th after the first round of finals... could be some nerves; she needs to stay loose... after all, she has the fastest time ever since the world championship;  it is the 4x100 and three girlfriends show up to help. S.W. has the anchor and is in much better standing after the last round of scrubbing and scouring. There are only two chances for the final this afternoon and she has already scored a 6.5; such pressure, but turns out to be a text book vacuum and Mr. Clean lemony-scent-finish. The gauntlet toilet brush has been laid and with a champion double-back sheen and some Gold medal elbow-grease there is an Olympic photo finish. The crowd swells in applause as she receives her soap-on-a-rope Gold. She shall now be known as S.W. Bolt.

Too much TV?