2012

Happy New Year... An amazing dinner with my children. Charlie discovered Siri and kept asking her to call him. Siri kept answering him "I don't understand 'cowl Chowlie,' please repeat the question." Charlie just asked her louder. COWL. CHOWLIE. What a character he is!

I would rather drink Clorox than be at Times Square tonight and am glad to be in bed early. Most people love the idea of the once-in-a-lifetime celebration there. All I can see are horrifying lines at porto-toilets and the possibility of terrorist attacks. I am beginning to wonder if I am the ultimate killjoy.

I don't like Vegas,or amusement parks either. I'd rather be hangin' with Chas and Will, watching Thomas the Train and changing wet diapers.